I feel like its not a theatre show unless you have someone trying to slyly open their sweet/crisp bag. Had an elderly man 4 rows in front of me today for amen corner matinee just constantly going into his bag digging for gold it seemed. He even dozed off for a bit and gave one loud snore. Thankfully the man next to him put paid to that with a few words
I actually cannot remember the last time I was able to watch a show in peace. Whenever i want to take a swig from drink i either wait for scene change or lots of laughter. I reserve all food eating until interval
Went to watch Hayfever matinee and was in seat A9. First half everything was fine. 2nd hald a couple came and sat next to me and were just jabbering frequently. I just wanted to give the guy a slap to be honest. They were so arogant about it. I should have asked them to keep quiet I know, but if they didn't after I asked them, I don't have the type of personality that would forget that at the end.